15 Minutes of Robin Williams at His ABSOLUTELY Funniest! 

But it’s weird. The Vatican and homosexuality, oil, water. The Pope is always homosexuality is an abomination. Time out. You’re the Pope. Yes. You’re dressed like Freddy Mercury stunt devil. Your purse is on fire and you’re surrounded by hundreds of boys and you’ve had kind of a problem in the after school area.

 And I believe the Vatican is going to come out one day and come out big. It’s going to be in nominee POTRY AND FILIO SPIRIT OF SANCTU ONE SECULAR SENSATION. >> Many comedians are satisfied even with the smallest chuckle. Robin Williams on the other hand triggered full breathless chaos. Whether in interviews or live events, this video shows exactly why he’s been crowned the king of comedy.

>> Now, uh I must ask you this might be too personal, but uh we >> 8 in. WE >> want to know the source of Robin Williams comedy. A short interaction with his mother tells you all you need to know. >> Mother was funny then. She also had a wonderful psychic we can’t do here where she cuts a rubber band in half and goes, “Yeah, that’s the life.

” >> Yeah, that’s you’re going to do this. Certain movie quotes never die. And Robin Williams proved it by hearing Al Pacuccino’s classic line and turning it into something completely. >> And one measure of a man’s work is a number of classic movie quotes he has recorded in the history books. YOUR HEAD, SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND.

 A LION HEARD IN BEDROOMS ALL AROUND THE WORLD. Sad but true. >> Schwarzenegger walks into the room. I’m back. Watch out, Denmark. Mother, come here. I love you. Big kiss for you. Sorry, you’re dead. >> Look over here. I’m going to do another speech. But first, I’m going to tear through a wall and flex my nipples.

Don’t be afraid of me. Don’t be afraid. >> No matter how proper the event was meant to be, Robin Williams had a way of flipping it into pure disorder. I also want to thank you for having Prince, William Shatner, Puff Daddy, and MC Jag on the same stage. That is the sign of the apocalypse. Thank you.

 That is the end of the world as we know it. >> While most believe Kenya’s athletic dominance comes from biology, Robin Williams imagined a completely different secret behind it. >> Always little Kenyons, you know, little tiny Keny. They never drug test them. Why you take drugs? No, I’m running for food. 26 miles to the target for the wine.

Robin Williams lived on the edge between tragedy and comedy, proving it by always being the first to laugh at himself. >> People always complain about their phones. They’re saying like, you know, I’ve only got two bars. I’ve only got Listen, I’m an alcoholic. All I’ve ever needed was one bar. I’M OFF AND READY.

YOU KNOW, COMEDY is very hard. Comedy is about women with wonderful hands and a governor in California who talks like this. A man who said woo to California. A true American. Now we know. >> Where others held back, Robin Williams leaned in and said exactly what no one else would dare. >> First of all, Bob, I want to congratulate you on the new look, the Sodom Hussein mission thing you’ve got going on.

Also, uh Marty, nice going. Don’t put on the glasses. Now, let’s see the caterpillars. Bring them out. Don’t they look like two caterpillars trying to mate? Like, come on. We can do this. Come on, do this. Don’t be afraid. Come on. Move on. Move on. And Jodie Foster, thank you for wearing those two napkins.

They’re beautiful. >> Thank you. >> Uh, Iran Iraq Stle might stag tight. That’s >> There you go, sir. You’re all set for the press conference. >> Are you sure they won’t be able to see it at all? >> Good. It feels just like my hearing aids. >> Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States. >> Well, that’s my cue, boys.

 You say Iran, I say Iraq. Let’s call the whole thing a deal. >> And if you thought Robin stopped at Reagan, he definitely didn’t. Other politicians weren’t safe either. >> You didn’t arrive with Mr. Clinton, did you? >> No. Mr. Clinton came on his own. I think >> he did. >> As in the sense of getting here. >> Yeah. Yes, of course.

>> Oh, baby. Who’s your daddy? Who loves you? >> Where celebrities used rehearsed answers to stay safe, Robin Williams used raw improv and pure chaos instead. >> No one’s ever released a sex tape with you. >> Oh, it be frightening. It’ be animal rights issues. He’s like going, “Oh, it’s like Bigfoot jacking off.

 What is that? What are you doing? What? I think it’s him. I’m not sure. Could be a gorilla. I’m not.” >> Many celebrities give their best shot at a Christopher Walkin impression. Yet, Robin Williams did it in a way nobody else could match. You know the great Chris Walkan quote that one time they asked Chris Walkin, they said, “Chris, what’s the most uh what would if you could have anything in the world, what would you what would you want?” And he’d stop him.

 He went, “Well, I’d want a tail.” And why, Chris? Well, if I was happy, my tail would be up. And obviously, if I was sad or scared, my tail would be down. You’re going, “I’m with you.” >> Losing the Joker role wasn’t easy for Robin Williams. And to make it easier for him to cope with that fact, he simply turned Jack Nicholson into a punch line.

>> I’ve always been fascinated at the roles that actors don’t get. The Batman uh the Joker role. >> Listen, Robbo, I’m real sorry about it. Maybe I’ll send you a couple of t-shirts, smart boy. It happened that way. It went away, I guess. You know, I was interested, but somebody else went, “I’m better than you and I’m bigger.

” So, here you go. If you realize that syphilis came from sheep 4,000 years ago, which makes you think 4,000 years ago there was some shepherd that went, “No, no, the rest of you go to town. I’ll be okay.” And all the healthy sheep are going, “I’m out of here, man. I’m out of here.” >> Many comedians avoid impersonating certain figures, but Robin Williams always saw it as an opportunity.

>> Even Steven Hawkins going, “Don’t go there.” Now, I called his house one day. Hello, this is Stephen Hawking. Yes, I’d like to leave a message. No, THIS IS STEPHEN HAWKING. I HAVE that voice. No. >> Start saying his words. I’m out of order. You’re out of order. >> Martha Stewart planned a calm cooking segment with her favorite comic, but Robin Williams had completely different plans.

 And luckily >> luckily >> luckily we are going to mix up the rub and you’re going to rub it into the meat. >> Wow. >> Okay. >> See that shuts them up. >> Luckily that I had that experience from the ages 12 to 22. >> I’ll be rubbing the meat as we say for the little children. Look away for a moment. >> Hearing someone crack up in the crowd was all the invitation Robin Williams needed to go over there and finish the job.

Are you okay? Baby, JESUS LOVES YOU. BABY JESUS LOVES YOU. I KNOW YOU BELIEVE. YOU BELIEVE IN THE POWER. >> I’M GOING TO LAY MY HANDS ON YOU, BUT FIRST I’M GOING TO DO THIS. THE RELATIONSHIP between Robin Williams and Jack Nicholson was fueled by constant jokes, especially from Robin’s side. >> When I won my Academy Award, he was there.

 He won, this was his third Academy Award. We’re standing backstage cuz they’re just about to take you to the press conference and he goes, “You know, Robbo, now I have one for every decade. You bastard.” >> The banter between them didn’t stop in that moment. It became a longunning tradition. >> And I believe there’s one man we could run for office.

 And even the French would go, “Buff, that man is Jack Nicholson.” Yes. Oh yeah, baby. He’s nuts. You’ll never have a sex scandal with Jack because he has everyone. I had Angelina Jolie and afterwards she adopted me. And he’s done every known drug known to mankind. He’d be the only guy in the world that Keith Richards would go, “I have to go home now, Jack.

” No, I really do. He’sing over. >> Where are you running, you [ __ ] Get back here. >> BUT THE GUY WHO I WANT TO see do a voice. I want to see Jack Nicholson as Bugs Bunny going, “Hello, doctor. What’s up? Nice piece of tail, Trixie.” >> Robin Williams was asked a question that could have derailed fast, but his response stunned the room in the best way possible.

> I was on this German talk show. This woman said, “Mr. Williams, why do you think there’s not so much comedy in Germany? And I said, did you ever think you tried to kill all the funny people? >> So, it’s like >> the rumors around Michael Jackson’s plastic surgery were no mystery, and the king of comedy used it as instant comedy fuel.

>> Michael Jackson was taking propuls. And do you think do you think that when you die and you get to the other side in the afterlife, they give you things you had in life? Like Michael got to the other side was like, Michael, >> yes. We have some of your things here. >> Really? >> One African-American nose.

 Is this yours? >> Yes. >> We have four of those here. Are these yours? >> Three of them are mine. One’s Latoya. >> A simple reminder that one drink you can end up in a field with a small animal. Even the sheep is going. >> What? It’s fine. At least I got a sweater. Shut up. Turns out Robin’s encounter with Koko the gorilla could have gone in a wildly different direction.

>> There is only one animal who can tell you if she is happy and wants to mate. That is Koko the silverback gorilla. She said to her trainer and I went, “What does that mean?” “She wants you to tickle her.” “Okay.” Then she goes, “What does that mean?” “She wants you to lift your shirt.” I lift my shirt.

 She reaches out and grabs both my nipples. And then a fun thing happened cuz my balls went. SOMEBODY WANTS TO PLAY. Shall we go TO PHASE TWO? NO, DO NOT GO TO PHASE TWO. This may FEEL LIKE A HUMAN, BUT NOTICE THE PLACEMENT OF THE THUMBS. THIS IS NOT A HUMAN. >> They have, you know, this thing of they say there’s no racial profiling, but they a little woman will come on, a sweet little southern steward to go, “Ladies, before we get on flat five, I just want to read off a list of names.

” These are just these are random bag checks. These are these are totally random. And I’m just going to read off a list of names. Hassam bin Sing, Ham Bin L, Judy Smith, 14 Arabs and a blonde. And every black man and every Hispanic man in the room is going, “Thank you, God. We’re off the list now. Sweet Lord Almighty.

Go away.” No. >> What most would be embarrassed about to admit, Robin Williams turned into one of his sharpest jokes. >> I once had uh two I had a waxing for a movie and they had two girls waxing me and at one point they went, “Do you mind if we take a break? >> This is the hairiest man I’ve ever seen in my life.

” >> It’s It is frightening. It is an amazing thing. I’ve actually been at the zoo and had monkeys go, “What are you doing outside?” The French carry themselves with elegant superiority and Robin Williams captured it so well. You’d think he grew up in Paris. >> WE ARE FRENCH. YOU AMERICANS, I DON’T CARE. My friend is in right now.

 My Lance Armstrong is in France RACING IN THE TO FRANCE. HE IS RIGHT NOW. And every year the FRENCH GO, HE’S ON CHEMICALS. I’m going, it’s chemotherapy, you little toad sucker. OKAY. HE HAS ONE TESTICLE. HE’S AERODYNAMIC. EVERYBODY CUT OFF YOUR BALLS. YOU’LL BE QUICKER. DO IT. DON’T BE AFRAID. >> FOR ALL his fame and talent, Robin Williams reminded everyone he was human at heart, just like the rest of us.

>> You mentioned internet there. Are you an internet user? Are you a frequent internet user? >> Oh, a little. No, I’m not. >> That’s a That’s the weirdest thing we’ve had on the show. An honest man, ladies and gentlemen. That’s a little a little It’s like saying somewhat pregnant. Slightly circumcised. >> Do you find Do you find a >> A little It’s just for little people.

>> Come on. You know you want it. Let’s do this. >> Yeah. >> Pleasure to meet you, Lawrence. Key to self-reliance is a vigorous life. And I my pants are split so hard I can actually see. >> This is a man who said my daughter is hot. Even people in Arkansas went, “That’s wrong.” I believe the hair is the Donald.

 He goes home at night going, “We’re home. Let’s get out of here.” Now, I’ll do this. Robin Williams handled live audiences with ease, but modern gadgets felt like the dreaded end of semester mathematics exam. >> I have a new application on my phone. It’s a moral GPS. It’s kind of cool. The girl you’re texting is the same age as your daughter. Reroute.

And sometimes even it sounds like your phone is a little off. You go, Siri, where is the Beacon Theater? Did you see Did you say KEVIN BACON WAS QUEER? NO. But show me what you found. I walked into a sex shop when I was dressed as her in San Francisco, picked up this huge double-headed and went, “Do you have anything larger?” >> Group three, cadaavver C.

 Group four, cadaavver 4. >> I’m sorry. >> All right. I’m sorry. This professional >> ready and What happened? >> Plenty attempted a Christopher Walkin impression, but Robin Williams pushed it into completely new territory. >> There’s one guy who could do and I think we all would watch. That guy is Chris Walkan. Oh god. Yes.

 Chris would be up there going, I’m inside you. SO DEEP INSIDE YOU NOW. You now INSIDE YOU. DEEP INSIDE YOU NOW. YES. OW. I came an hour ago. >> FRENCH. >> OKAY. >> IMAGINE A WRECKING BALL. >> OH, >> MOSAURUS. When you play online and you get owned by a 10-year-old, you go like, >> “YOU’RE MY >> HEY, old man. I own your ass.” >> Kiss me.

>> Giving Robin Williams the genie meant giving him free reign. And the producers quickly found out what that meant. >> All right. How do I look? Like a vampire on a day pass. You think about Shakespeare, you think about a man basically with the education second grade education wrote some of the greatest poetry of all times.

 I think maybe not. I don’t wandering around Stratford after a couple of beers knocking on doors GOING IS THIS TO BE OR NOT TO BE. I WROTE THAT AS MINE. THAT’S MINE. >> I’M WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, RIGHT? KISS MY TITS. HOPE YOU enjoyed this