Table Rock Lake, MO — In one of the most bizarre stories to make waves this summer, authorities in Missouri confirmed that a 29-year-old local woman — who proudly identified as a “trans-dolphin” — tragically drowned while attempting to “return to her pod” in Table Rock Lake.
Witnesses say she leapt into the water with all the confidence of Flipper himself, announcing to nearby boaters, “The ocean is calling me!” Moments later, however, it became painfully clear that lake life is not the same as dolphin life.
A Dream Cut Short
“She really believed she was a dolphin,” said one witness, shaking their head. “She even practiced clicking noises and tried to do that spin-jump thing. I thought it was some kind of performance art until I realized… nope, she was dead serious.”
Emergency responders rushed to the scene but were unable to save her. One lifeguard admitted, “Look, dolphins are great swimmers. Humans pretending to be dolphins? Not so much.”
The Rise of “Trans-Species”
The bizarre case has sparked a wave of online chatter about so-called “trans-species” identities, with memes, debates, and late-night comedians all diving in. While some expressed sympathy, others joked that Finding Nemo might not be the safest life plan.
“She had a dolphin tattoo and everything,” said a family friend. “She said it was her ‘true self.’ We all thought it was a phase… but then she bought flippers off Amazon. Real flippers. Like, for dolphins.”
A Legacy of Laughter and Head-Scratching
While tragic, her story is already being retold with a mix of disbelief and gallows humor. Local residents have dubbed her “The Little Mermaid of Table Rock” — though unlike Ariel, she didn’t make it past the opening act.
The Missouri Department of Conservation issued a tongue-in-cheek reminder: “Please enjoy our lakes responsibly. And remember, you are probably not a dolphin.”
Final Splash: Whether remembered as a cautionary tale, an internet meme, or simply one of Missouri’s strangest news stories, the “trans-dolphin” has left behind a legacy that’s equal parts tragic, absurd, and unforgettable.
Dylan Mulvaney says woman-of-the-year award ‘means so much more’ after Bud Light backlash
Attitude magazine celebrates TikTok star who collaborated with beer maker who left her high and dry after conservatives boycotted
After gaining Attitude magazine’s first-ever woman of the year award, US trans activist Dylan Mulvaney said receiving such recognition from the UK-based LGBTQ+ publication “means so much more” after a substantial transphobic backlash undermined her Bud Light advertisement.
“No matter how hard I try or what I wear, or what I say, or what surgeries I get, I will never reach an acceptable version of womanhood by those hateful people’s standards,” Mulvaney said in social media videos that showed her accepting the award this week. “But as long as I have the queer community that sees me for my truth – I’m gonna be OK.”
Mulvaney attracted a following on the social media platform TikTok, by documenting her journey as a trans woman, her reflections on coming out, building a new wardrobe and undertaking gender-affirming care.
Her 365 Days of Girlhood videos resulted in two collaborations with Bud Light. The first went unnoticed. The second – a 60-second social media video on 1 April tagged #BudLightPartner that showed her sipping a beer in a bubble bath – sparked a wave of ire from political conservatives in the US.
A boycott organized by rightwingers against Bud Light drove sales down 27% year-on-year as of September. The brand lost its place as the US beer market’s top seller. Bud Light’s owner, Anheuser-Busch, sought to distance itself from the partnership with Mulvaney, saying the promotion was drummed up by “an outside agency without … management awareness or approval”.
Meanwhile, Mulvaney has said she faced “more bullying and transphobia than I could ever have imagined”, and she accused Bud Light of letting her deal with the wrath alone.
“For a company to hire a trans person and then not publicly stand by them is worse, in my opinion, than not hiring a trans person at all,” Mulvaney later said in a TikTok video captioned: “Trans people like beer, too.”
The singer and actor Paloma Faith presented Mulvaney with Attitude’s debut woman of the year laurel. The presenter said her “blood boils” when she thinks about “what the transphobic press and social media trolls” have forced Mulvaney to endure as she pursued “the basic right to exist as [she was] born to be”.
Virgin Atlantic sponsored the award. Some have openly wondered whether the UK-based airline owned by business magnate Richard Branson could be treated like Bud Light has been, though the brands’ customer bases have key differences.
As she picked up the award, Mulvaney said: “Some see me as the woman of the year. Some see me as a woman of a year … as I only publicly came out online 560 days ago.
“Some people don’t see me as a woman at all, which is why receiving this honor from a queer publication like Attitude means so much more to me.”
They’re fighting dirty, we’re fighting back …
Across the planet, decades of progress towards a healthier planet is being threatened by a global resistance in the form of far-right politicians and governments, fossil fuel influence and corporations empowered by the political winds to roll back their green pledges.
A growing lobby of economic and political denial has been empowered by a US administration that has declared war on climate progress and wider environmental protections.
One powerful way to do that is by funding strong, independent journalism that can help stand up to this tide.
The Guardian doesn’t bow to political pressure and we don’t take advertising from fossil fuel companies. Our work is funded by readers just like you. For our annual environment support campaign, we are asking 40,000 readers to back our journalism with a one-off or recurring amount. If you can afford it, please consider doing so today, it takes less than a minute to sign up.
