Patrick Mahomes Gets Harsh Treatment From Wife Brittany As Chiefs QB Surprises Texas A&M Fan
Picture this: Patrick Mahomes, the NFL’s answer to Michael Jordan in cleats, just got sidelined. Not by a 300-pound linebacker, but by his wife, Brittany. The Chiefs quarterback—fresh off his third Super Bowl ring and a diaper-changing marathon—found himself locked out of his own spotlight this week. If marriage is a team sport, consider this a playful fumble in the red zone.
Think Tom Brady getting sacked by a toddler, or LeBron James blocked by a grocery cart. Kansas City’s golden boy met his match: a postpartum mama bear with an Instagram account and a sense of humor sharper than a Texas BBQ rib.
On Thursday, Brittany Mahomes kicked off her “Team Britt” era with a commercial shoot, flexing her CEO-mom hustle. She posted mirror selfies with her squad, then dropped the hammer. Her Instagram Stories showed two trailers: one labeled “B.M.” (hers) and “P.M.” (Patrick’s). The caption?
“Kicked him out of my trailer🤣.” The QB’s crime? Unclear. Maybe he hogged the hairspray. “Work trip with my boo and he’s got the goods,” she joked earlier, showcasing Patrick hauling breast milk for their newborn, Golden. Priorities, people. But this isn’t just #CoupleGoals.
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It’s survival mode. Brittany, 29, gave birth to Golden on January 12, just days before Patrick’s playoff grind. Yet here they are: filming ads, juggling three kids, and roasting each other online. “Twins 🥹,” she captioned a pic of herself babywearing Golden while big sister Sterling mimicked her. Patrick?
He’s mastering the art of milk-courier, proving his arm isn’t just for Hail Marys. “Sterling Skye is 4!” the couple gushed last week, celebrating their eldest with a photo dump. Even in defeat (the Chiefs’ Super Bowl LIX loss still stings), the Mahomes crew thrives. But wait—Patrick’s week wasn’t all diaper duty.
On Monday, he crashed a Texas Tech basketball game, high-fiving student Blake Porter after a viral 94-foot putt. Fast-forward to Thursday’s Today Show: Blake nearly recreated the shot, then Mahomes blindsided him.
Patrick’s pivot: from football to fairy godquarterback
“I know you think you know what you won, but what you don’t know is that Texas Tech Athletics is going to be paying your tuition next fall,” Patrick announced via video. “And on top of that, Adidas and I are going to make you an honorary member of Team Mahomes.” For a guy who’s thrown 26 touchdowns and 3,928 yards this season, this assist might be his sweetest yet. But let’s rewind.
Blake’s putt wasn’t just luck—it was a 94-foot moonshot, longer than a Mahomes bomb to Tyreek Hill (you guys remember, right?). The crowd erupted. Patrick, courtside, shoulder-bumped him like a TD celebration. “[It’s] bigger than the game,” rapper Master P once said. For Blake, it was life-changing.
By Thursday, Blake was on national TV, shaking as his putt veered inches wide. Then came Patrick’s video bomb: free tuition, Adidas swag, and Team Mahomes membership. “Oh my gosh!” Blake responded, hugging his mother. His mom? Speechless. Besides, Patrick’s loyalty to his alma mater isn’t new.
His NIL collective, Team Mahomes, has backed student-athletes since 2023. But this? Pure magic. Between feedings, filming, and football, Patrick’s mastered the pivot. Can the man who dodges blitzes and dad jokes ever slow down? As Hemingway wrote, “Life breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.” For Mahomes, the breaks are just setups for the next highlight.
So, what’s tougher: surviving Brittany’s trailer lockdown or nailing a 94-foot putt? For Patrick, it’s just another week in the playbook. But we’ll leave you with this: How does he keep scoring wins when life’s throwing Hail Marys?
