I Used Police AI To Upscale The ‘Patterson’ Film. It Revealed Something We Missed About Bigfoot.

I am currently holding a piece of impossible biological technology discovered after forensic AI revealed a second creature acting as a sentinel at the 1967 film site. My location is being pinged by federal authorities because I finally uncovered the Department of Energy marker guarding the stable wormhole that “Patty” gave her existence to keep hidden.
I have spent three decades staring at the same few hundred frames of 16mm celluloid. But I only recently realized that for 57 years, the world has been looking at a decoy. We have all scrutinized the Patterson-Gimlin film, the shaky Holy Grail of the natural world, but I knew 1967 technology had captured a truth the human eye was not equipped to translate.
I. Temporal Stable Interpolation
Sitting in my studio at 3:00 AM, the only light comes from twin monitors casting a cold digital blue over my hands. I am running Temporal Stable Interpolation—a process where software calculates exactly what happened in the trillionth of a second between frames.
As the progress bar reached 90%, the grain of the film crystallized into terrifying clarity. But as I zoomed into the willow tangle twenty feet behind the subject, a second silhouette emerged. It was a smaller, matte-black shape, perfectly still. Patty was not fleeing in terror; she was positioned in a protective arc between the camera and something far more vulnerable.
[Table 1: Forensic AI Analysis of Frame 352] | Layer | Observation | Conclusion | | :— | :— | :— | | Foreground | “Patty” (Subject A) | Decoy/Tactical Distraction | | Midground | Thermal Bloom in Willow | Sentinel/Guardian (Subject B) | | Background | Geometric Light Distortion | Spatial Anomaly (The Threshold) | | Audio (Reconstructed) | 18 Hz Infrasonic Pulse | Biological Data Transmission |
We spent half a century distracted by a costume, while the real secret remained tucked in the background. The artificial intelligence mapped the skeletal structure of this second entity, highlighting wide, intelligent eyes reflecting filtered light. It watched Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlin with a stillness that felt predatory.
II. The Omitted Tributary
Using upscaled landmarks, I mapped the topography of Bluff Creek against a modern LiDAR scan. The digital overlay revealed a subtle geometric depression—a hollow tucked beneath 50 years of sediment. It was as if the ground had collapsed over an artificial cavity.
I cross-referenced coordinates with historical logging maps and found this specific tributary was omitted from every commercial survey between 1964 and 1972. The film site was merely the threshold to a much larger, unexplored anomaly.
The air in Bluff Creek today does not carry the sound of birds. Instead, it holds a low-frequency hum that vibrates in your marrow. I stepped off the logging trail and into the undergrowth—a transition so abrupt it felt like crossing a border. The quiet was absolute.
As I navigated toward the coordinates, I found branches the size of my arm snapped upward—a feat requiring vertical force no bear could generate. I checked my handheld acoustic monitor; the needles jumped into the red. I was standing less than 50 feet from the site where Patty made her famous turn, yet the forest felt alien. Every shadow appeared to have a density that did not belong to the trees.

III. The Biological Lens
I reached the edge of the depression and found a perfectly circular perimeter of scorched earth. Embedded in a cedar tree at the exact height of the creature’s head was a piece of obsidian-like glass.
When I wiped away the grit, I realized it was a biological lens—a crystalline structure with its own internal architecture. The object felt unnaturally warm, pulsing with energy that mirrored the hum of the valley floor. Under a magnifying glass, the surface revealed a network of microscopic canals resembling neural pathways. It was a marriage of organic material and mineral durability.
As I secured the lens, the atmospheric pressure shifted. My compass needle began to spin in a slow, clockwise circle. My thermal camera lit up with three signatures circling my camp. They weren’t walking; they were gliding through the canopy at speeds no primate should achieve.
I sat motionless in my tent, watching the rangefinder. They maintained a perfect equilateral triangle around me, exactly 45 feet away. The air grew heavy with the scent of wet copper and ozone. Then, a massive, five-fingered shadow pressed against the tent fabric, blocking the moonlight.
IV. The Bone Cathedral
I escaped the tent and squeezed through a narrow fissure in the basalt—a vertical doorway into a valley that hasn’t appeared on a survey in over a century. I emerged into a steaming microclimate where prehistoric flora thrived in the dead of winter.
The hum was now a roar. As the mist parted, I saw the settlement. The structures were not made of wood or stone; they were made of ribs. Giant, white, skeletal arches reached toward the sky. I stood before a spire of stacked elk rib cages and woven willow branches.
[Table 2: Cultural Markers of the Hidden Valley] | Architectural Element | Material | Probable Function | | :— | :— | :— | | Rib Spire | Fossilized Bone/Willow | Acoustic Resonator | | Obsidain Slab | Polished Volcanic Glass | Visual Archive/Mirror | | Stone Basins | Carved Granite | Incense/Chemical Signal Center | | Wall Script | Biological Grooves | Ancestral Record |
These were not tool marks; it was a biological script. A cathedral of the wild built by hands that understood history. I reached out to touch the willow, but a guttural vibration rose from the ground. My 4,000-pixel infrared rig began to erase its own footage as it recorded. Something in this valley was emitting a targeted electromagnetic pulse. My monitor dissolved into static pulsing in time with the subterranean thrum.
V. The Mirror in the Spring
I knelt to drink from a thermal spring and saw a reflection looking back that was not my own. It was old, scarred, and looked exactly like the AI reconstruction from the 1967 film.
The creature was standing less than ten feet behind me. Its hair was silvered charcoal; its skin had the texture of weathered bark. We stayed locked in that visual bridge for what felt like hours. I saw the same scar across the bridge of its nose—the physical testament to a life spent in the fringe. The creature slowly raised a hand the size of a shovel and placed it against a redwood trunk. It was gauging my reaction with a gaze that felt almost parental. Then, with a fluid motion, it stepped back into the shadows and was gone.
Deep in the valley, I found a rusted titanium survey spike with a Department of Energy (DOE) serial number driven into a granite shelf. They have been monitoring this biological leakage and electromagnetic anomaly for 40 years. This wasn’t a search for a hidden primate; it was a trespass into a living laboratory.
The Bigfoot “howl” is not a call; it is a structured language. When my recorder processed the echoes, it flagged a repeating linguistic pattern. As the software reached its final pass, I realized the creatures were speaking a name.
That name was mine.
VI. The Secure Sight Containment
I stood frozen as my own name echoed back in a deep timbre. This was not mimicry. The cadence possessed an inflection of query. They had been observing my history as closely as I had been observing theirs. The analysis revealed phonemes that do not exist in any human tongue—whistles layered beneath the bass that carried biological data about my heart rate and height.
As the last echo passed, the forest fell into a waiting silence. I reached for the recorder, but a high-pitched screech tore through the air, and the device dissolved into molten plastic in my hand.
The rhythmic thump of a Black Hawk helicopter cut through the silence. Federal authorities were not arriving for a rescue; they were coming to secure a site that ceased to exist the moment I stepped inside.
Unmarked shapes hovered over the bone cathedral, deploying black lines from the sky. Men moved with surgical precision in gear lacking insignia. They were heading for the obsidian slab and the markers I had uncovered. My presence had triggered a containment sequence.

VII. The Fold in Reality
I clutched the lead-lined container holding the biological lens and turned toward the cliffs. I chose the mist. The rock wall was slick basalt, but a low-frequency vibration humming through the stone guided my fingers toward hidden fissures.
Above, searchlights cut through the vapor like scythes, yet they never illuminated the rock where I clung. It was as if the mist were thickening around me, a localized weather phenomenon acting as a shroud. I looked up and saw a massive arm reach down—not to pull me up, but to gesture toward a narrow chimney in the rock. They were herding me through the blind spots of military surveillance.
I made it back with one corrupted SD card. When I forced the file open in the safety of my studio, the AI revealed the truth. The software detected a translucent veil indicating the hidden valley is not just a location, but a fold in the fabric of our reality.
The final frame, captured before the rig melted, showed Patty standing next to a vertical pillar of light that did not cast a shadow. The AI mapped the energy output as a stable wormhole—a localized gateway that explains how a population of massive primates can vanish without a trace.
The Department of Energy was not monitoring a species; they were guarding a door to a place where the laws of existence and time do not apply. I sit in the blue light now, an old man burdened by a secret that makes the Patterson film look like a footnote in a cosmic ledger. I keep my doors locked, and I never go back into the forest without a radiation meter.
The world may see grain and pixels, but I see the gateway and the guardians who have been watching us since before we walked upright. The secret is out in the digital ether, but some mysteries are meant to be feared.