BADGES DENIED Panic in D.C. as ‘Administrative State Abolition Act’ Locks Out 50,000 Bureaucrats Instantly
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WASHINGTON — Chaos erupted across the nation’s capital this Monday morning as thousands of career federal employees arrived at their offices only to find their access badges deactivated, their emails disabled, and federal marshals standing guard at the turnstiles.
The Deep State didn’t just get a wake-up call; they got an eviction notice.
In a stunning weekend maneuver that caught the establishment media completely off guard, the Senate invoked the Midnight Rule to pass the Administrative State Abolition Act. Spearheaded by Senator Rand Paul (R-KY), the bill represents the largest reduction of the federal workforce in American history.
You Are No Longer Essential
The legislation targets what Senator Paul calls the permanent unelected ruling class. Effective immediately at 600 AM EST, any federal bureaucrat in a non-security role with more than 12 years of tenure—and who has not been re-confirmed by the current Congress—was automatically terminated.
The rationale If you haven’t been elected by the people, you don’t get a lifetime appointment to rule over them.
Vice President JD Vance arrived at the Senate chamber at 300 AM to cast the tie-breaking vote (51-50), ignoring screams of protest from the opposition aisle.
For decades, Presidents have come and gone, but the bureaucracy remained, Vance told reporters on the Capitol steps. Today, we cut the head off the snake. The fourth branch of government dies now.
Scenes of Total Meltdown
Social media is flooded with footage from outside the Department of Education, the EPA, and the IRS.
At the IRS headquarters, bewildered managers were seen carrying cardboard boxes, escorted out by private security contractors hired to enforce the transition.
At the Department of Education, a massive banner was unfurled from the roof by supporters reading RETURN TO SENDER Power Given Back to the States.
CNN anchors described the scene as a humanitarian crisis for public servants, while MSNBC warned that the government would cease to function by noon.
But the White House remained defiant. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt issued a one-sentence statement The American people voted for change, not for the same people to keep doing the same things. The era of the unfireable bureaucrat is over.
What Happens Next
The Act freezes all federal hiring for 12 months and redirects the saved salary billions into a National Debt Reduction Fund.
Legal challenges are expected to fly into the courts within hours, but the Act includes a Jurisdiction Stripping clause that prevents lower courts from issuing emergency stays. This means the fired employees will have to take their case directly to the Supreme Court—a process that could take months.
Until then, Washington D.C. is officially a ghost town for the establishment elite.
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