In the middle of the night, I couldn’t sleep, just turned over and got a burning pain on my scalp.

I angrily pushed my “wife” away:

“Get out of the way! You’re crushing my hair!”

At that moment I woke up—

I am a man, where did I get such long hair?

I turned on the light, turned to look, and then…

“Ahhh ahhh!”

A scream rang out.

The handsome man lying next to me is… me?!

And that scream just now, was a woman’s voice.

This pregnant belly too…

I trembled as I opened my phone camera and turned on selfie mode.

The screen reflected a… pale-faced wife.

It’s… me. I’m her?!

And the “me” next to me is my wife in my body!

“You always say being a woman is fun, and say I’m just a parasite.

I’ve been wishing for so long to switch bodies with you, and now it’s finally here.”

My wife in my body, said calmly as if discussing the weather.

I was over the moon:

“Wonderful! This is what it feels like to be a woman!”

In my heart, I despise my wife even more.

Stupid! Living a life of luxury at home is not enough, yet you want to swap.

you know what

Going to work is hard!

laugh

To make a woman happy like that, I have to do it all my life!

I confirmed that the soul exchange was complete, and felt secure as I lay down to continue sleeping.

Admittedly, sleeping with a pregnant belly is not easy.

But it’s better than going to work!

My wife is so sensitive.

Complain about little things.

…

The next morning, I vaguely saw my wife (in my body) waking up early.

Looked at my phone and saw it was only 7:30.

Before this time I got up, had breakfast and drove to work.

Well now, give her a taste of work!

Serves you right!

Hearing the door close, I knew my wife had gone to work.

I changed position, preparing to continue sleeping,

Then—“BAM!”

There was a loud noise.

I woke up in shock.

I looked back and saw my mother standing at the door, hands on hips, glaring.

“Get up and have breakfast!

Do you need me to feed you again?

I was startled and grumbled:

“Eat then eat, why are you yelling so loudly, I was startled.”

That’s it.

My mother was furious:

“Why are you so talkative when you order food? What a mess!

“It’s good to have food!”

I froze.

Then I thought to myself, it must be because my wife is too talkative, making my mother angry.

Must try to please.

I smiled ingratiatingly, just as I was about to say something nice, my mother turned and walked away.

I was speechless, my heart filled with indignation.

It’s all her fault!

It must be because my wife always provokes my mother, making a gentle woman like my mother become so hot-tempered.

If we don’t swap souls, I’ll have to teach her a lesson.

I took a deep breath and went out to have breakfast.

My mother is the best cook!

Before I got to eat delicious food every day, now that my status has changed, I’m probably even more pampered.

But when I saw the tray of food, I stood still.

On the table there was only 1 boiled egg and 1 bowl of thin millet porridge.

“Mom, is this enough to eat?”

“Tsk!”

My mother hit my hand with her chopsticks:

“What are you calling for? You’re lucky you have food!”

When I was pregnant, I couldn’t even eat eggs, I still had to work in the fields, cook and do laundry!

You have free all day, you still want to eat delicious food?

How ungrateful!”

I blushed.

Reflex says:

“But mom, things are different now…

Who is so poor these days that they can’t even eat vegetables?

“Besides, Kien Dan sends his mother 7 million VND for living expenses every month, right?”

“This morning, Mom and Kien Dan ate much better than me.”

My mother glared:

“Know how to argue now?

No rent? No electricity, water, and gas?

Is it not expensive to buy clothes and shoes?

Going to weddings and funerals is not expensive?

Is prenatal checkup free?

Rice, fish sauce, vegetables and meat are not expensive?

“What in this house wasn’t paid for by my son?”

“If you don’t work, you won’t feel sorry for money, you’ll just waste it!”

“You want to compare with my son? He earns 10 million a month, can you compare?”

I choked.

Well, mom is right, those things cost money.

But is it that bad?

Before my wife found out she was pregnant, I was the one managing the money in the house and clearly knew the monthly expenses.

Bought the house a long time ago, monthly installments are only over a million.

Electricity, water and gas are only two or three hundred at most.

I don’t know how much I spend on clothes and shoes on average each month, but it certainly isn’t much.

Winter clothes are a bit more expensive, a coat costs a high eight hundred yuan, but it can be worn for several years.

Buying about five sets to change, a total of 4 million, divided evenly over several winters, each season is only a few hundred. Calculated per month, it’s about 200, 600 for three people. Adding shoes, roughly a month is about 1 million.

Wedding gifts are 500 each time, but I got married late, most of my close friends are already married, a year I only give wedding gifts at most twice. Maybe I also have to attend funerals, counting both, the total is 500 each month at most.

Seven million living expenses, minus all other expenses, still have four million left.

Before, my wife and I both worked, the company took care of lunch and dinner, we only ate breakfast at home, so it didn’t cost much.

Now my wife and mother are at home, I don’t know how they eat.

But 4 million is not enough for two people to eat?

No green vegetables to eat in the morning?

A kilo of vegetables, no matter how expensive, is only ten yuan. Eating a kilo of vegetables every morning will only cost three hundred a month.

Can’t even get three hundred yuan?

I paid for the pregnancy check-up myself, heaven and earth are my witnesses!

Obviously 7 million for living expenses is enough.

The problem… is definitely my wife.

I know what kind of personality my wife has, weak and complaining, definitely makes my mother angry every day.

Even though my mother is as gentle as Bodhisattva, she still gets angry sometimes.

Probably deliberately cooked a simple breakfast to show off to my wife.

My wife is really too much.

Young but always quarrel with old mother-in-law.

How can you not be grateful when eating your mother’s cooking?

Thinking of this, I immediately bowed my head and ate the porridge, and ate the eggs quickly as if I was afraid of losing my share.
I grinned and said to my mother:

“Mom, you worked too hard!”

“Mom’s cooking is really delicious!”

“You were naughty before, you will be good from now on!”

Sure enough, my mother’s face softened: “There, that’s what a reasonable person is.”

See?

It’s all my wife’s fault!

If she were a little more understanding, where would the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law conflict come from?

My mother is the easiest person to live with in the world!

3.

After finishing my meal, I put down my bowl and chopsticks, smiled and said to my mother:

“Mom, I’m full.”

My mother glared:

“What are you standing there for? Go wash the dishes!”

I was stunned.

Doesn’t my mom still wash the dishes?

Every day when I come home from work, my mother washes the dishes.

I have never seen my wife wash dishes!

Why are you being so two-faced now?

Looks like he’s still mad at my wife.

“Yes, I’ll go wash it right away.” I quickly flattered.

Even though I have never washed dishes, this body is my wife’s,

My hands and feet must remember the movements. If my wife can wash, I can wash too.

I immediately took the bowl and chopsticks into the kitchen,

Just entered saw sink full of dishes and pots.

Looking at the food scraps, I can guess that today we are eating minced meat noodles.

My favorite dish, probably with eggs and chicken thighs.

It’s okay, wait until I cheer my mother up, then I’ll have a share.

I was exhausted after only half washing.

Although only five months pregnant, but carrying twins, belly is very heavy.

I didn’t ask my mom though.

Be patient and finish washing.

Done, I breathed a sigh of relief,

Just rub your sore back and go back to the room.

Lying on the soft bed, I felt like all my blood had been restored,

All fatigue instantly disappeared.

Eyes closed, soon fell asleep.

But unexpectedly, just as I was about to doze off, there was a loud bang,

My mother burst into the room again.

I gasped in panic, my heart felt like it was about to jump out of my chest.

No heart disease also threatened to develop heart disease.

“Are you lying down again?”

“Get up! Get dressed and walk with mom!”

I was about to protest reflexively,

But when it reached my mouth I swallowed it.

I must make amends for my wife,

Must do well to make mother happy.

I tried to sit up, smiled and said:

Yes, yes, I’ll change right away!

“I like walking with my mom the most. It helps me exercise and I get to be with her.”

Mother glared:

“You’re so sweet! Stop talking and get to work!”

I stiffened my face and forced a smile:

“You’re right, Mom.”

“Hmph!” My mother snorted coldly, then turned and walked away.

I quickly changed my clothes and followed out.

Walking with a big belly is really tiring.

But try a little and it will be done.

My mother also wanted the best for me and the two babies in her womb.

If I’m healthy, my child will be healthy.

But before long I was exhausted.

Out of the area and still have to walk several streets!

Those streets!

Before, when I was a man and not pregnant, I wouldn’t have gone this far.

Thinking about having to go back soon, my legs were weak.

Walk slower and slower.

“Hurry up! You’re worse than a turtle!” my mother urged.

I was exhausted but still tried to act cute:

“Mom, I’m pregnant… don’t worry, I will—”

Before he could finish saying “exercise to stay healthy”, his mother interrupted him: