In the high-octane world of professional sports and celebrity culture, few figures manage to straddle the line between elite athleticism and relatable hilarity quite like the Kelce brothers. Travis and Jason Kelce have built a brand on authenticity, offering fans a front-row seat to their lives through their hit podcast, New Heights. This week, the duo offered a masterclass in entertainment, dropping news that ranged from a massive business acquisition to a side-splitting case of mistaken identity at a funeral, all while keeping their feet firmly planted on the ground with stories of childhood snacks and football grit.

The “Richie Rich” Dream: The Kelce Coaster is Coming

The week kicked off with a major announcement that signals a new era for the Kelce brand. Travis and Jason Kelce revealed they have officially partnered with and invested in the amusement park giants Six Flags and Cedar Fair. For two boys who grew up in Northeast Ohio, a region deeply embedded with theme park culture thanks to landmarks like Geauga Lake and Cedar Point, this was more than just a business deal—it was the fulfillment of a lifelong fantasy.

Travis Kelce could hardly contain his excitement, comparing his current reality to the fictional life of Richie Rich. “I remember watching Richie Rich growing up and I’m like, dude, what if one day I own a roller coaster? Now we kind of do,” he said, beaming at the prospect of being part of the ownership group for the parks that defined his childhood summers. Jason, always the supportive older brother, joked that he was just “riding [Travis’s] coattails” into the investment, but his enthusiasm was equally palpable.

Naturally, the conversation drifted to creative direction: what would a “Kelce Coaster” look like? Travis described his ideal thrill ride as a shoulder-harness beast featuring massive loops and drops. Interestingly, he expressed a preference for the terrifying charm of old wooden roller coasters over modern steel smoothers. “There’s a dirtiness to the wood that I like… a greater sense of ‘is this thing about to fall apart?’” Travis explained, noting that the fear factor and the “shakiness” are what truly pump the adrenaline.

Jason, never one to be outdone, pitched a concept that might struggle to pass safety regulations but would certainly draw a crowd: The “Garage Beer Ride.” His vision involves a ride strictly for those 21 and older, where passengers must finish a beer before the ride ends, or risk the beverage “exploding” the moment they disembark. While Six Flags might not be rushing to build that specific attraction, the brothers also brainstormed a “New Heights Marathon,” challenging themselves to hit every major ride, wave pool, and concession stand in a single day—a true test of endurance for the NFL stars.

Mistaken for the Messiah: The Funeral Incident

From the thrills of the theme park, the narrative took a sharp and unexpected turn into the solemnity of a funeral home—with a comedic twist. During a segment dedicated to fan submissions, the brothers discussed a message from a fan named Samantha Kaiser. She wrote in to share a bizarre experience: while mourning the loss of a loved one, she found herself distracted by a statue of Jesus on the wall that bore an uncanny resemblance to Travis Kelce.

“She’s mourning the loss of a beloved one and she can’t get her eyes off of Travis Kelce hanging from the cross,” Jason narrated, struggling to maintain his composure.

Travis took the comparison in stride, analyzing the photo with a critical eye. He admitted that the statue indeed had a “very Travis Kelce look,” but he was quick to poke fun at the historical accuracy of the depiction. “That’s a well-groomed Jesus,” Travis laughed, pointing out the perfectly styled hair. He jokingly questioned what kind of beauty products were available in biblical times. “What did they use for conditioner back in the day? Lamb fat? I don’t remember any conditioner being in the Bible,” he quipped. The segment was a perfect example of the brothers’ ability to find levity in any situation, endearing them further to fans who appreciate their unfiltered humor.

Gridiron Glory: The Historic Shutout

While the off-field antics garner headlines, Travis Kelce reminded everyone why he is first and foremost a football legend. He spoke passionately about the Kansas City Chiefs’ recent victory over the Las Vegas Raiders, a game that resulted in a historic shutout. It was the first regular-season shutout for the Chiefs since 2011, Travis’s rookie year.

Travis expressed genuine disbelief at the statistic, empathizing with the difficulty of the feat. “How bad do you have to be to not score a single point in the NFL?” he mused, acknowledging that he has been on the receiving end of terrible offensive games and knows how miserable it feels.

However, the focus quickly shifted to the Chiefs’ offensive resurgence. After weeks of scrutiny, the offense exploded, racking up 30 first downs while holding the Raiders to under 100 total yards. Travis credited the return of wide receiver Rashee Rice and the dynamic play of Hollywood Brown for opening up the field. “It felt good to be firing on all cylinders… Pat [Mahomes] was finding a way to get everybody the ball,” Travis said. With the offensive line dominating the run game and the receivers making big plays, Travis warned the league that playing football is “so much fun” again in Kansas City.

He also took a moment to highlight the culinary delights of Kansas City, perhaps fueled by the victory. He mentioned “Hamachi,” a yellowtail sashimi dish specific to local spots, and gave a ringing endorsement to Coach Andy Reid’s favorite cheeseburger—a Wagyu smash burger that sounds like a victory meal in itself.

The Fuel of Champions: Donna Kelce’s Kitchen Secrets

The episode concluded with a heartwarming look at the foundation of the Kelce success story: their mother, Donna Kelce. In a featured interview clip, Donna opened up about the reality of feeding two future NFL stars during their childhood. Contrary to the image of a strict athletic diet, Donna candidly admitted that her kitchen wasn’t exactly a health food sanctuary.

“I wish I could say we had really healthy food, but it wasn’t. It was mostly takeout,” Donna laughed, recalling the chaos of raising two boys who could “demolish a whole chicken” without blinking.

However, amidst the pizza boxes and takeout containers, there was one homemade staple that became the fuel for their growth: the ham and cheese sandwich. Donna explained that this simple meal—often just ham and cheese, sometimes toasted, never with mayonnaise because Travis hates it—was the practical solution to their bottomless hunger.

“Simple as it is, it holds a special place in their hearts,” the narration noted. It wasn’t about gourmet cooking; it was about a mother ensuring her sons were fed and happy. Both Travis and Jason still speak fondly of these sandwiches, along with Donna’s baked goods like chocolate chip cookies and cinnamon rolls. This glimpse into their childhood served as a grounding reminder that behind the Super Bowl rings and the new amusement park investments, they are still just two brothers from Ohio who love their mom’s sandwiches.

A Week of Highs

From the dizzying heights of roller coaster loops to the solemnity of funeral homes, and back to the gridiron glory of Arrowhead Stadium, this week in the life of the Kelces was a whirlwind. They continue to prove that they are multifaceted entertainers—shrewd businessmen who can laugh at themselves, fierce competitors who respect the game, and devoted sons who never forget where they came from. As they prepare to break ground on their new ventures with Six Flags, fans can rest assured that the ride with the Kelce brothers is far from over.