The chalk hit the board with a sharp crack. Dr. Marcus Richardson, UCLA’s most decorated music theory professor, had just written three words that would haunt him for the rest of his career. “Billie Jean, simplest.” “This,” he announced to his advanced harmonic analysis class, tapping the board with visible disdain, “is what happens when commercial success replaces musical sophistication.
Three chords, a child could play this progression.” It was October 1993, Tuesday afternoon, room 314 of UCLA’s music building. 22 graduate students scribbled notes while Dr. Richardson, PhD from Yale, 17 years of teaching prestige, delivered his annual lecture on why pop music couldn’t be taken seriously by academic standards.
“Billie Jean sold millions,” he continued, pulling up the chord chart on the overhead projector. “But harmonically, it might be the most primitive structure in popular music history. F sharp minor for the entire verse. The chorus adds B flat major and G sharp minor. That’s it. This is music theory for kindergarteners.
” In the back row, a young man in an oversized UCLA hoodie, baseball cap pulled low, thick-framed glasses and a medical mask shifted in his seat. He’d slipped in 10 minutes late, audit student, name on the roster, Michael Johnson. Dr. Richardson was on a roll now. “This is what I mean when I say pop music relies on production gimmicks rather than harmonic complexity.
It doesn’t need sophisticated chord progressions because that’s not what sells records. And that’s fine. Different art forms have different priorities. But let’s not pretend this is intellectually challenging music.” A few students nodded. One raised her hand. “But Dr.
Richardson, couldn’t you argue there’s complexity in the production itself?” “Production is engineering, not composition,” he dismissed. “We’re discussing harmonic theory. And theoretically, Billie Jean is remedial.” That’s when the guy in the back raised his hand. Dr. Richardson looked surprised. Auditors rarely participated. “Yes, Mr.
Johnson?” “I don’t think that progression is simple.” The voice was soft, muffled by the mask, but firm. “I’m sorry?” “The song you just mentioned, I don’t think it’s harmonically simple.” Dr. Richardson smiled the way professors smile when they’re about to educate someone. “Mr. Johnson, I just showed you the chord progression.
It’s three chords with minimal variation. That’s the textbook definition of simple.” “But you’re only looking at the chord symbols,” Michael said. “You’re not looking at what’s actually happening in the music.” A few students turned to stare at the guy in the back. This was bold. “The chord symbols accurately represent the harmonic structure,” Dr.
Richardson said, his tone sharpening. “That’s their purpose. “They represent the basic framework,” Michael replied, “but they don’t show the voice leading, the inversions, the way the baseline creates harmonic tension against the chords, the suspended notes that resolve and resuspend, the way the string arrangement adds passing chords that aren’t in the basic progression.
” Dr. Richardson frowned. “You’re describing production choices, not harmonic complexity. “Production choices create harmonic complexity,” Michael said, standing up slowly. “Especially in that song.” The classroom went very quiet. “The baseline essentially functions as an independent harmonic voice,” Michael continued, walking toward the front.
“It’s not just playing root notes, it’s creating its own melodic line that sometimes agrees with the chords and sometimes creates tension against them. “That’s called a walking baseline,” Dr. Richardson said dismissively. “It’s not particularly sophisticated.” “It’s called counterpoint.” Michael’s voice was gentle but cutting.
“The baseline is in counterpoint with the chord progression, which is in counterpoint with the melody, which is in counterpoint with the string arrangement. You’re looking at the song as if it’s three chords on a piano, but it’s actually multiple harmonic layers interacting.” Several students were writing frantically now. Dr.
Richardson checked his watch, irritated. “Mr. Johnson, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I don’t think you fully understand music theory.” “Can I explain?” Michael asked. “Explain what?” “Why that song is harmonically complex, even though it looks simple on paper.” Dr. Richardson made a show of checking his watch.
“We have 5 minutes before break. Go ahead.” Michael walked to the board. Dr. Richardson noticed he moved with unusual grace, like someone very comfortable performing. “Can I use the board?” “Certainly.” Michael picked up the chalk and started drawing. Not chord symbols, actual staff notation. The baseline, the chord progression, a simplified melody, the string parts, all on separate staves, his hand moving with the speed of someone who’d done this a thousand times.
“Look at measure three,” he said, pointing. “The chord is F sharp minor, but the bass plays D sharp, the sixth. That creates an F sharp minor sixth chord, which has a completely different color than a standard F sharp minor. Meanwhile, the string arrangement holds an A from the previous measure, creating a suspended sound against that D sharp.
Students were standing now to see the board better. Then the bass descends to C sharp, creating a different inversion. The melody hits B, which becomes a fourth against the F sharp, adding tension. The strings play a passing G sharp that isn’t part of the chord at all, a passing tone creating momentary dissonance.” He stepped back.
“This is all in the first four measures. The chord symbol says F sharp minor, but what’s actually happening is a constantly shifting harmonic texture. The bass creates one layer, the chords another, the melody another, the strings another. They’re all working together to create harmonic movement, even though the basic chord isn’t changing.
” Dr. Richardson stared at the board. The analysis was correct. More than correct, it was insightful. “Then in the chorus,” Michael continued, drawing more, “when the chord changes to B flat major, the way it’s voiced creates this sense of release. But it’s not just the chord change, it’s that all these layers suddenly align.
The bass finally plays the root, the melody resolves, the strings support instead of creating tension. That alignment is what makes the chorus feel powerful.” He drew another measure, his chalk moving with precision. “And here’s what makes it even more sophisticated, the transitions between sections use chromatic voice leading that classical composers would recognize.
The strings move in contrary motion to the bass, creating what Baroque theorists would call elegant counterpoint. But because it’s hidden inside what looks like a simple pop song, people miss it.” One student raised her hand, trembling slightly. “So you’re saying the complexity is intentional?” Michael turned to her.
“Every single note was deliberate. Every baseline movement, every string entrance, every moment of tension and resolution, it was all designed to create an emotional journey that happens to use simple chords as its foundation.” He stepped back from the board, which was now covered in detailed musical notation. “The genius isn’t in using complicated chords.
The genius is in creating complexity through orchestration, arrangement, and interaction. That’s what theory sometimes misses, that sophistication doesn’t always look sophisticated on paper.” He turned to face the class. “So yes, on paper it’s three chords, but in practice it’s multiple harmonic voices creating complexity through layering, voice leading, and interaction.
What academics might call simple and what actually creates the harmonic sophistication are looking at two different levels of the music.” The room was dead silent, but this wasn’t the silence of confusion. This was the silence of minds being blown. Dr. Richardson walked to the board, studying Michael’s analysis.
It was sophisticated, graduate level, possibly beyond. “Where did you learn this?” Dr. Richardson asked quietly. “From doing it,” Michael said. “From doing what?” “From writing songs, from producing, from spending thousands of hours in recording studios working on arrangements.” “You’re a producer?” “Sometimes.” Dr.
Richardson turned from the board. “Mr. Johnson, this is impressive work, but” Michael reached up and removed his mask, then his glasses, then he pushed back his hood and took off his baseball cap. The classroom exploded. Someone screamed. A textbook hit the floor with a bang because standing at the front of the classroom was Michael Jackson.
Dr. Richardson’s face cycled through shock, disbelief, recognition, then pure embarrassment. “Oh my god,” Dr. Richardson whispered. “My name’s not actually Johnson,” Michael said with a slight smile. “I wanted to observe without this.” He gestured at students now pulling out cameras, some crying.
It took minutes to restore order. “Mr. Jackson,” Dr. Richardson said, his voice uncertain now. “I apologize.” “You didn’t realize I’d be here,” Michael interrupted gently. “But you also didn’t realize that calling something simple might be missing what makes it work. I was analyzing the harmonic structure.
“You were analyzing the chord symbols,” Michael corrected, “which is valid. That’s one way to look at music, but it’s not the only way. And when you call something simple based only on chord symbols, you’re missing the production, the arrangement, the layering, the performance choices that create the actual harmonic experience. Dr.
Richardson sat on the edge of his desk. I’ve been teaching that pop music is harmonically simple for years. Some of it is, Michael said. Some classical music is simple, too. Simplicity isn’t bad, but when you assume all pop music is simple because the chord charts look simple, you’re making the same mistake as someone who says all classical music is boring because they only listen to the melody line.
So, what you’re saying is I’m teaching music theory divorced from musical reality. I’m saying academic analysis and creative practice should inform each other, Michael said. Theory without practical experience misses complexity. Practice without theoretical understanding misses structure. You need both. The rest of the class became a conversation.
Michael answered questions about his creative process, how he thinks about harmony, how production affects perception. Dr. Richardson listened, asking questions himself. After class, Dr. Richardson asked if Michael would guest lecture sometime. Michael agreed if Dr. Richardson would visit a recording studio. They did both. Michael gave three lectures over the next year.
Dr. Richardson spent a week observing sessions. Dr. Richardson’s teaching changed. He stopped dismissing pop music. He brought in full recordings instead of chord charts. His course became more popular. 10 years later, he published Beyond the Chord Chart, Harmonic Complexity in Popular Music. In the acknowledgements, he thanked Michael Johnson, who taught me that what we call simple and what creates genius are sometimes the same thing, viewed from different angles.
Michael Jackson was auditing when the professor called his song the simplest progression in popular music. What happened next taught the professor that complexity isn’t always visible to those who only know theory without practice, that chord charts tell one truth about music, but not the whole truth, and that the moment you believe you fully understand something is the moment you’ve stopped learning.
So, here’s my question for you. Have you ever had someone dismiss your work because they didn’t understand it deeply enough? Drop your story in the comments, and don’t forget to subscribe for more untold stories about the genius behind the King of Pop.
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